Let’s Laugh!!

I hope these bring a little laughter into your life. Share a funny joke, story, riddle, or cartoon with your coworkers.  Copy some off and pass them around or place them in the common areas.  Share a smile or laugh!!  It will ease a lot of stress and strain while enduring the stresses and changes of life!

If you have some jokes,short stories, riddles, cartoons, etc... that  you would like to see posted on this page, please e-mail us!  All funny things are welcome, but only appropriate jokes, etc... will be posted.

     A boy asks his father to explain the differences between irritation, aggravation, and frustration.  Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random.  When the phone is answered he asks, “ May I speak to Alf, please?”

“No! There’s no one called Alf here.”  The person hangs up.  “That’s irritation”, says Dad.

He picks up the phone again, dials the same number and asks for Alf a second time.  “NO - - - there’s no one here called Alf!  Go away! If you call again I will telephone the police!”  End of conversation.

“That’s aggravation.”  “Then what’s frustration?” asks his son. 

The father picks up the phone and dials a third time.  “ Hello, this is Alf.  Have I received any phone calls?”

I read this article the other day that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, drinking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?  That’s my idea of a perfect day!!

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills.  She had 14 kids, but she doesn’t give a darn!

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I will not eat the cat’s food, before or after they eat it!

I will not roll on dead fish, rabbits, skunks, etc

The diaper pail is not a cookie jar!

We do not have a doorbell.  I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

I will not steal my mom’s underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.

I will not chew crayons or pens, especially the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

I will not roll my toys under the fridge.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not lick my human’s face after cleaning myself.

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting  dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you  noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a  half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to  walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The  man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow  Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is  worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical  arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL:  The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could

SM: And?

SL: The only logical  thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The  only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the  man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM:  Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.....

(And those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Mary's.....)